here’s a picture of a baby cedar waxwing begging for food from a robin. neither of these species are nest parasites, so it’s not possible the cedar waxwing was ‘adopted’. this is essentially the bird version of tapping a random person on the shoulder at the grocery store and going “MOM”
I love that the robin’s body language is basically WHAT THE FUCK WHOSE KID IS THIS
Robin is bathing which make’s it even funnier. More like the equivalent of a strange kid barging in while you’re taking a shower and demanding you make them mac n cheese right now
White gays: omg the straights steal our words like snatched and wig they are so clueless 🙄🙄 they don’t know anything about our culture and that’s TEA. All they do is steal our words with their hetero hands
Black people: actually all of those words were created in Black circles. Some of them were from Black LGBT people but they originated in Black culture and you stole them. Our words aren’t stan culture or gay culture and you all drove it into the ground while decontextualizing them
White gays:…wow so now people can “own” words? Words are for EVERYONE not just you and it’s pretty not litty that you guys are so disgustingly homophobic :/
whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.
these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.
i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back
old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.
im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY
You are the only valid manager
this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19
I just want to take the time to thank everyone who has come into my inbox not to tell me that the anon’s math is wrong, but to inform me repeatedly that anon is “a coward” for taking only ONE dick in their mouth at the time.
the anon’s math is right. if there are people saying it’s wrong, they just suck at math, which applies to most gays.. but not this gay! if anything, it’s just anon’s grammar.. they meant to say with “your feet” , not “both feet”. but that’s besides the point
anyway theoretically speaking, pleasuring 7 is possible if you got 2 in both mouths. but the thickness matters, youre just asking for a jaw injury if you try to fit 2 hung dicks in your mouth at a time but its totally possible to be taking turns. although a triple penetration in your ass if your hole is as big as a volcanic crater is also possible so you can do 8.. so that’s 3 dicks in the ass, 2 in the mouth, 1 with your feet and 1 on each hand
people say you can dock if the bottom is uncut so technically maybe even 9 but that’d be too crowded and almost impossible.. like if you were getting double penetrated or even triple penetrated, there wouldnt be room to dock. so yeah, 7 with dp or 8 with tp is the maximum for active penetration and/or stimulation which is cross-representational for both cut and uncut bottoms
anyway, thank u for coming to my TEDtalk, next!
actually my TEDtalk isn’t finished, we have a special guest
Look, just forcibly remove all of the bottom’s teeth and everything is fine. You could easily get 2-3 dicks in there.
So long as they’re being reformatted, take out their eyes and stick some dicks is the dried out sockets. Easy-peasy.
They’d look like Imhotep before he got back his jarred organs.
